Category Archives: Dogs

In the Doghouse

Originally published 11-12-08 The humans are so angry. I can’t help myself… I’m a dirty dog. Me and A-Dog have been out running for the past couple weeks. She takes me places where I can run free (as long as no one is there), because I run too fast for her. When she’s holding the… Continue Reading

Another Giveaway on Phetched!

Okay, so I’m becoming a bit of a consumer as I age. Nothing crazy, mind you… I haven’t started wearing clothes (not that there’s anything wrong with that) or jewelry. But a new collar? Fo shizzle dizzle – gotta have that! And Phetched is having a giveaway of Lupine collar and lead sets for 5… Continue Reading

Giveaway on Phetched!

Do your humans a favor and send them over to Phetched for the RiverDog Prints Custom Photo Card giveaway. Phetched is sponsoring the giveaway of a set of photo cards that will have your dog’s photo incorporated into the card’s design. We dogs always look good in photos, so bound on over there and check… Continue Reading

Poop on the 4th of July

Go ahead – you know you want to… “I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy. A Yankee Doodle do or die. A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam, Poop on the 4th of July… Let’s call it “The Incident” and here’s the preamble to it. Every year for the 4th of July weekend, our family is… Continue Reading

I’m a Dog Poet (and yes, I know it)

I don’t like things that have no smell. For me, that is a violation of a sacred trust. No smell! … what are you hiding? I like the smell of the wood under the piano, And my pillow stuffed with their old shirts and socks. The scent of their hands are wholesome and familiar, Even… Continue Reading

Fatherhood

Dogs have relationships. This is ours: I look for you before anyone else. I sit beside you when you work. I listen when you speak. A-Dog (aka The Mama) calls you my boyfriend. You call me Scooter Pants. You let me stretch out with my front paws on your chest. You’re the only one who… Continue Reading