{"id":4628,"date":"2009-02-04T16:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-04T16:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverdogprints.com\/dogblog\/?p=78"},"modified":"2015-03-08T16:08:41","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T16:08:41","slug":"take-off-my-collar-rub-me-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/take-off-my-collar-rub-me-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Take off my Collar and Rub Me! Please? :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/IMG_17501.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/IMG_1750.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305730613614505586\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Imagine wearing something on your body for days at a time, never taking it off.  It&#8217;s tolerable if you don&#8217;t think about it too much.<\/p>\n<p>Now imagine the sweet relief of taking that something off.  Oh, how we dogs wait for you to remember our necks and help us go collarless.  As soon as we hear and feel that click, we start snuffling our collar in your hand, because we know things are about to get GOOD.<\/p>\n<p>Please give us a thorough rubbing around the neck and if you&#8217;re feeling extra helpful, a little massage around the shoulders never hurt anybody.<\/p>\n<p>Here endeth the doggie lesson &#8211; woof!<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/topHeader1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/topHeader.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251840442648644290\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hey!  That&#8217;s my head right there.<br \/>You can make <span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-style: italic;\">your dog<\/span> into a photo card.<br \/>Visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.riverdogprints.com\/\">RiverDog Prints<\/a> for Custom Greeting Cards!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine wearing something on your body for days at a time, never taking it off. It&#8217;s tolerable if you don&#8217;t think about it too much. Now imagine the sweet relief of taking that something off. Oh, how we dogs wait for you to remember our necks and help us go collarless. As soon as we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10491,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4628\/revisions\/10491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}