{"id":4621,"date":"2008-11-24T15:35:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T15:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scoutriverdogprints.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/24\/poop-run\/"},"modified":"2015-03-08T16:08:46","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T16:08:46","slug":"poop-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/poop-run\/","title":{"rendered":"Poop Run"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/n1632068663_112661_13311.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left;cursor:pointer;width:400px;height:300px;margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/n1632068663_112661_1331.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Woo-hoo!<\/p>\n<p>One of my favorite things, just like Oprah.<\/p>\n<p>When I get to do the number 2, I run fast and proud after it&#8217;s done.  For dogs, dropping the dookie is an accomplishment.  We&#8217;ve usually waited very patiently for you to get us where we need to go!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about my colleagues that are usually on a leash  &#8211; they can&#8217;t really make the hard and fast poop run afterward.  Do me a favor, if you get the chance to let them safely off leash, see if I&#8217;m not telling it like it is&#8230;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:right;\">Here endeth the doggie lesson &#8211; woof!<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/topHeader1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left;cursor:pointer;margin:0 10px 10px 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/topHeader.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hey!  That&#8217;s my head right there.<br \/>You can make <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"color:rgb(0,153,0);font-style:italic;\">your dog<\/span> <\/span>into a photo card.<br \/>Visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.riverdogprints.com\/\">RiverDog Prints<\/a> for Custom Greeting Cards!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woo-hoo! One of my favorite things, just like Oprah. When I get to do the number 2, I run fast and proud after it&#8217;s done. For dogs, dropping the dookie is an accomplishment. We&#8217;ve usually waited very patiently for you to get us where we need to go! I don&#8217;t know about my colleagues that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71,180,208],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dog-behavior","category-oprah","category-poop"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10513,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4621\/revisions\/10513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}