{"id":2519,"date":"2011-01-24T10:55:01","date_gmt":"2011-01-24T15:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/riverdogprints.com\/dogblog\/?p=2519"},"modified":"2015-03-08T16:05:39","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T16:05:39","slug":"dude-wheres-my-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/dude-wheres-my-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Dude, Where&#8217;s My Girl?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/scout-pink-300x2721.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"scout-trippin\" width=\"300\" height=\"272\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2520\" \/>Okay, I&#8217;ll admit that I can be neurotic.  I like routine, crave it actually.  so, when a constant in my life gets gone, I worry.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nA-Dog took a short trip away with her girls this past weekend.  I&#8217;m her girl and why I wasn&#8217;t invited is still a sore point&#8230;  Anyway, I&#8217;ve gotten used to the fact that she&#8217;s always here.  She hangs with me most of the day.  We run outside together.  She rubs my ears at random times.  We take potty breaks (not together, mind you.)  We&#8217;re together day to day.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nThe rest of the family is here, but they go in and out more often.  If they all leave for somewhere, she&#8217;s the one that makes sure I&#8217;m good to go, or good to not go.  She always says &#8220;See you soon!&#8221;  And she&#8217;s off.  But not for too long.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nShe was gone for 36 hours this time.  I didn&#8217;t eat.  I looked for her in my waking hours.  I did manage to sleep (I am a dog, for goodness sake. Sleeping is a claim to fame.)  But I was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=Trippin%20on%20a%20whipple%20dip\" target=\"_blank\">trippin on a whipple dip<\/a>.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all good now.  I&#8217;m calm, cool, collected, eating, sleeping, chilling.  I put my neuroses on ice.  I can&#8217;t stop her from going away, but I hope it&#8217;s not for a long time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I&#8217;ll admit that I can be neurotic. I like routine, crave it actually. so, when a constant in my life gets gone, I worry. A-Dog took a short trip away with her girls this past weekend. I&#8217;m her girl and why I wasn&#8217;t invited is still a sore point&#8230; Anyway, I&#8217;ve gotten used to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dog-behavior"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9769,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions\/9769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/rdpblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}