{"id":758,"date":"2010-03-18T06:01:44","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T11:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/dogblog\/?p=758"},"modified":"2010-03-18T06:01:44","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T11:01:44","slug":"water-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/water-brain\/","title":{"rendered":"Water Brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/water-dog-too.jpg\" alt=\"water-dog-too\" title=\"water-dog-too\" width=\"650\" height=\"488\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-859\" \/><br \/>\nI usually have a pretty good (and attractive) head on my shoulders.  I listen, I aim to please and I love like the dickens.  But there is one little flaw in all this doggie goodness&#8230; I lose my mind when it comes to swimming.  It&#8217;s almost like a blackout of pure bliss for me.  As soon as I know that I&#8217;m going swimming, something clicks and I get Water Brain.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/water-dog-oval.gif\" alt=\"water-dog-oval\" title=\"water-dog-oval\" width=\"375\" height=\"269\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-854\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/water-dog-oval.gif 400w, https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/water-dog-oval-300x215.gif 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/>Not to be confused with <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hydrocephalus\">Hydrocephalus<\/a>, my kind of Water Brain is a temporary condition brought on by instinct, old breed habits and the pureness of my need.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nPart of this craziness is a special trait we Chessies are known for called Freaking, which I&#8217;ve written about <a href=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/dogblog\/chessie-get-your-freak-on\/\">here<\/a>.  Freaking happens when we aren&#8217;t given a task to accomplish in the water.  We will yip and splash and completely ignore everything but the yipping and splashing.  Sorry, but you don&#8217;t exist at that time.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nA-Dog doesn&#8217;t like when I&#8217;m Freaking because she&#8217;s usually trying to get a workout in at the same time I swim.  Why she just doesn&#8217;t come freak with me in the water I&#8217;ll never know.  So, she has manipulated my Water Brain to fetch sticks in the river.  As long as I can focus on one thing and one thing only, we&#8217;re okay.  But to switch it up and start giving me commands that I&#8217;ve known practically all my life, I&#8217;m not getting ya.  Words have no meaning.  Throw that stick though and I&#8217;ll show you some action!<br \/>\n<br \/>\nIt takes a good amount of time and many firm &#8220;No!&#8221;s to bust the Water Brain.  But the wonder of it is, my humans still take me swimming.  Frequently.  Must be that loving like the dickens thing I do so well.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_865\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-865\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/scout-zoom2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"who is your dog?\" title=\"scout-zoom2\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-865\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/scout-zoom2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/scout-zoom2.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-865\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">who is your dog?<\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\n<br \/>\nHave you signed up for my new feature, &#8220;Dogs Without Blogs&#8221; yet?  Whether you&#8217;re human or canine, I love to brag about dogs.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nEmail me ===> scout at riverdogprints dot com.<\/p>\n<div class=\"linkwithin_hook\" id=\"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/water-brain\/\"><\/div><script>\r\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\r\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 1331825;\r\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\r\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I usually have a pretty good (and attractive) head on my shoulders. I listen, I aim to please and I love like the dickens. But there is one little flaw in all this doggie goodness&#8230; I lose my mind when it comes to swimming. It&#8217;s almost like a blackout of pure bliss for me. As [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<script>\r\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\r\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 1331825;\r\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\r\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[43,274,284],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}