{"id":512,"date":"2009-10-07T11:43:12","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T15:43:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/dogblog\/?p=512"},"modified":"2009-10-07T11:43:12","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T15:43:12","slug":"pack-order-scout-sandwich-anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/pack-order-scout-sandwich-anyone\/","title":{"rendered":"Pack Order &#8211; Scout Sandwich Anyone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><figure id=\"attachment_513\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-513\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/scout-sandwich.jpg\" alt=\"Hold the mayo!\" title=\"scout-sandwich\" width=\"510\" height=\"344\" class=\"size-full wp-image-513\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/scout-sandwich.jpg 510w, https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/scout-sandwich-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-513\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hold the mayo!<\/figcaption><\/figure>Humans don&#8217;t get it.  When you sit or lay on the floor, you are now in dog territory.  You&#8217;re fair game to sit on and get your long overdue face bath.  You are also considered to be lower in the pack order.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nA-Dog rarely sits on the floor, but Shoes-on-the-Floor, Little-Feet and Preemie-Feet, all spend quality playing time there.  I don&#8217;t pay attention to the little ones, until Shoes plunks himself down on the carpet.  Then I am compelled to get between him and whomever he&#8217;s playing with at the time. ::<em>see photo above \ud83d\ude42<\/em>  I am illustrating our pack order here.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nI am allowed to lay on the furniture and, heaven forbid, sleep on the bed.  But I do follow the pack rules.  When A-Dog gets in bed for the night, I get off the bed and go to my chair.  When the mornings get chilly, I move from my chair to the bed, but I almost always sleep on Shoes&#8217;s side.  I&#8217;m respecting my leader.  Pack leaders eat first, get the best food, sleep where they want and can wither you with a look.  They sound bossy, yes, but if there was no leader, guaranteed there would be mayhem.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nAs you can see from the photo, I consider myself to be third in line.  I&#8217;m letting that little guy on the left know that he is fifth and he and Shoes should remember that fact.  I&#8217;m not aggressive about it, except for the destruction of the block tower.  But the tears dry and the shouts fade and I am still THIRD!  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