{"id":4652,"date":"2010-01-26T14:31:10","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T19:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/dogblog\/?p=730"},"modified":"2010-01-26T14:31:10","modified_gmt":"2010-01-26T19:31:10","slug":"dog-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/dog-list\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dog List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/blue-sky.jpg\" alt=\"blue-sky\" title=\"blue-sky\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-731\" \/><br \/>\nOh, you humans.  I hadn&#8217;t had a proper walk in three days because of your To Do lists and fretting over what you haven&#8217;t accomplished.  Maybe A-Dog realized how silly she was acting, because we finally got to see the sun today.  Not just through the window.  Outside!<br \/>\n<br \/>\nTo help you humans out, in your cushy, worrisome lives, here IT is.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<h2>The Dog List:<\/h2>\n<p>1. Feed me<br \/>\n2. Walk me<br \/>\n3. Give me a place to do my business<br \/>\n4. Give me a place to sleep<br \/>\n5. Repeat<br \/>\n<br \/>\nGranted, you have to do these things for us, but that&#8217;s how <strong>you <\/strong>set it up ages ago.  The key is&#8230; that little list keeps us happy &#038; satisfied.  Can you dig it? <\/p>\n<div class=\"linkwithin_hook\" id=\"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/dog-list\/\"><\/div><script>\r\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\r\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 1331825;\r\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\r\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, you humans. I hadn&#8217;t had a proper walk in three days because of your To Do lists and fretting over what you haven&#8217;t accomplished. Maybe A-Dog realized how silly she was acting, because we finally got to see the sun today. Not just through the window. Outside! To help you humans out, in your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<script>\r\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\r\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 1331825;\r\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\r\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[43,226,279],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4652"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}