{"id":3044,"date":"2011-09-21T08:49:50","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T12:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/dogblog\/?p=3044"},"modified":"2011-09-21T08:49:50","modified_gmt":"2011-09-21T12:49:50","slug":"happens-when-lay-on-ground","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/happens-when-lay-on-ground\/","title":{"rendered":"this is what happens when you lay on the ground"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/riverdogprints\/6168794819\/in\/photostream\"><img src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/lick.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"lick on Flickr\" width=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3045\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/lick.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/lick-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nOh, you silly boy.  Don&#8217;t you know when you lay on the ground that it&#8217;s an invitation to your face?  I&#8217;m compelled to give you a nose tap in the ear, or if I&#8217;m lucky, get a good lick or two on your cheek.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nYup, target annihilated.<\/p>\n<div class=\"linkwithin_hook\" id=\"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/happens-when-lay-on-ground\/\"><\/div><script>\r\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\r\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 1331825;\r\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\r\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, you silly boy. Don&#8217;t you know when you lay on the ground that it&#8217;s an invitation to your face? I&#8217;m compelled to give you a nose tap in the ear, or if I&#8217;m lucky, get a good lick or two on your cheek. Yup, target annihilated.<\/p>\n<script>\r\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\r\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 1331825;\r\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\r\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[202],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3044"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}