{"id":1609,"date":"2010-08-10T09:27:33","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T14:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/dogblog\/?p=1609"},"modified":"2010-08-10T09:27:33","modified_gmt":"2010-08-10T14:27:33","slug":"kids-fetch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/kids-fetch\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids and Fetch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/wait-for-fetch1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/wait-for-fetch1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"wait-for-fetch\" width=\"300\" height=\"383\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1612\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/wait-for-fetch1.jpg 325w, https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/wait-for-fetch1-234x300.jpg 234w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/a>Summer is busy and it seems the humans are always go, go, going somewhere.  I travel with them when it&#8217;s a dog-friendly destination.  (Why all destinations can&#8217;t be dog-friendly is a mystery to me.)  But on occasion, they have to leave me home.  They are considerate to make sure I&#8217;m comfortable or very comfortable (euphemisms for #1 and #2).  They also ensure that I get a proper workout.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t usually walk around the neighborhood for exercise.  My games are fetch or keep-away in the yard, depending on the toy.  Either A-Dog or Shoes-on-the-Floor work me out.  But the other day, as A-Dog was packing for another non-doggie trip, she sent the little ones out to play fetch with me.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nHa!  What was she thinking?<br \/>\n<br \/>\nI have seen these boys grow from little tiny lumps of curious smells to bigger, gangly shoots of energy.  And although they stand taller than my furry self, I see them as my subordinates.  I don&#8217;t retrieve a ball for just anyone.  You need to be my equal or better.  That&#8217;s how dogs see this kind of thing and how we make some sense of our world in yours.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nSo, as the boys would throw the ball and yell, &#8220;Scout, get it, girl!&#8221;, I would be staring through the screen door at A-Dog, saying &#8220;What the what?&#8221; with my eyes.<br \/>\n<br \/>\nShe really should know better.<br \/>\n<P><\/p>\n<div class=\"linkwithin_hook\" id=\"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/kids-fetch\/\"><\/div><script>\r\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\r\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 1331825;\r\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\r\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is busy and it seems the humans are always go, go, going somewhere. I travel with them when it&#8217;s a dog-friendly destination. (Why all destinations can&#8217;t be dog-friendly is a mystery to me.) But on occasion, they have to leave me home. They are considerate to make sure I&#8217;m comfortable or very comfortable (euphemisms [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<script>\r\n<!-- \/\/LinkWithinCodeStart\r\nvar linkwithin_site_id = 1331825;\r\nvar linkwithin_div_class = \"linkwithin_hook\";\r\n\/\/LinkWithinCodeEnd -->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/widget.js\"><\/script>\r\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.linkwithin.com\/pixel.png\" alt=\"Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...\" style=\"border: 0\" \/><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18,43,219,242],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cynthomas.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}